"It is with much regret that we announce that the epic blockbuster remake NETBALL2015 has bombed globally and is will be heading straight to DVD."
This announcement came earlier today via a text message from the office of the major stakeholder of the film , the Barbados Netball Association - after the Barbados Gems lost the highly anticipated battle at the box office to the Trinidad and Tobago Calypso Girls.
With the original feature COMMONWEALTH GAMES 2006 as a reminder, it was hoped that Sydney 2015 would've fared better despite the rehiring of the leading actress from 2006,
It wasn't to be!
The writing should've been on the wall after a private showing which left the stakeholders dumbfounded that after what was perceived to be a hit and the injection of thousands...NETBALL2015 was a certain flop.
Without wanting to offend the leading lady for fear of not finding a suitable replacement the BNA remained quiet allowing the crew to be ridiculed and threatened to be fired.
The outcome of all this suffering and public embarrassment was played on the big screen to an audience hoping for a hit for the sake of country. Instead they saw the result of a feature film devoid of any structure.
Now who takes the blame for this dud? Who will be fired,axed,or held accountable for the shame brought to country?
It was a different script from Melbourne 2006 BUT the leading lady was the same AND the results were the same.
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