Once upon a time in a land of long stalk nectar called Barbade, there lived a queen who presided over an empire of many people who was addicted to a certain sport.
Within that land was an imposter who believed she had invented this sport and threw daggers at anyone who dared to speak ill of her sport. |Looking as dour as an English maid with many head pieces to suit her many moods, Miss Imposter worked her Medusa like charm on the queen of Barbade to penalize the tongue waggers who would speak out on her debauchery.
As fate would have it,the people of Barbade liked to compete and would often have competitions to see who could destroy anything quicker and faster than they could spit. No one was better than Miss Imposter who would usually be seen wearing one of her many masks at these events.
Now every four years, several kingdoms would come together to see which one was the best. The twelve best lasses in each country were chosen to compete for bragging rights for the next four years.
From the previous competition,Barbade was in seventh place based on the leadership of a short person with a mighty mouth. This year , everyone knew that it would be different.
When competition time came, there was so much lavatory matter,lavatory matter and more lavatory matter after Barbade was deemed the land with the most ,that the sewerage workers asked if it had signed a deed to highlight it's product.
Finally the queen was forced to listen and a decree was given that Miss Imposter was to be placed in a jail where she would spend the rest of her life kicking rocks and making wigs from the head of gargoyles.
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