Wicked? Ugly?

Hey,isn't it amazing when you are caught off guard and you are so speechless,words evade you?

Over the last few weeks,there's been a glut of articles written that have been both funny and serious all at the same time.This article is simply strange.

Imagine my surprise when my poor friend told me she was 'highjacked' outside the Netball Stadium on Wednesday(03-06-09).

" U LuLu( not her real name),U LuLu"

My friend is rooted in disbelief.

" I mean u. If u got any ting( aint that a drink?) ta tell me,doan send it by na chile,do it yaself"

My friend is still stunned at this sudden outburst.

"But ya know wha I gotta tell u?"

Now my friend has FINALLY moved.

" Ya WICKED and ya UGLY!"

At those words, poor LuLu didn't know what to do as her accuser had already walked away searching for the secret formula. What did poor LuLu do? WAVE THE TICKET TO COOK ISLANDS and SMILE !! ( NOT TRUE)

This is another case where SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID.