I swear blind

" I swear blind?"

It had been years since I had heard those words until this past Tuesday on national radio and not only was I stunned that people still used that phrase but by whom. Imagine driving and an exerpt of a press conference begins to play and the car driver in hysterics almost crashed. Here's how it unfolded.

" I swear blind that dem grudge we!"

Looking at me in absolute shock the driver asked,"She didn't say that?"

Then it was repeated again,"I swear blind....."

Again I was asked," Is she for real.Does she not know that this is national radio?"

And as fate would have it at that moment I SWEAR BLIND reverberated on the radio again and the driver in her attempt at not laughing as loud as the horns in the stadium had to swerve and avoid crashing in a BUSH.

I SWEAR BLIND?? Duhhhhhhhhhhh!